The pretense that will Nintendo’s games exist in this real, innocent, sexless vacuum is falling apart all around us. Â
Last week’s shocking(ly small) reveal of Mario’s Designers Official(TM) penis was just the word of advice (pun intended) of the iceberg. Could its release, a Nintendo Immediate on Super Mario Odyssey definitively proved the existence of the hard-working plumber’s nipples.
But the ?screenshots now being captured by supporters through the game’s robust photo setting have uncovered a whole new aspect of Mario’s sexuality. And tbh, we’re pretty into it. Â
As an anatomically correct virtual people, Mario deserves the chance to explore his / her sensual side, too. Who are we all to say he’s wrong for “laying down some pipe, ” as they say?
So say goodbye to your early years, everyone. And gaze upon this sexiest, horniest, most inappropriate occasions from Mario’s journey through a sex awakening as embarked upon simply by his fans.
1. TFW the Mushroom Kingdom gets much too literal.
2. Glitches possibly be crazy, but Mario does not appear to mind.
3. Mario would like Toad to paint him including one of his French girls.
4. Pauline will only allow you to gawk at her massive amounts of autonomy.
5. That T They would I C sphinx muscle has Mario like 😬
6. But also Mario needs to end ruining it for everyone, you yo streaker.
7. A reminder to have proper precautions before entering serious holes.
8. But he or she should learn about not creeping, because is A Day in the Life of each and every Woman Everywhere.
ALSO: If you consider only Mario is experiencing quite a few hormonal changes in Nintendo’s worlds, rethink it.
IT’S THE NINTENDO SEX-RELATED REVOLUTION PEOPLE, GET WITH IT.